Shoe Size

So I met a guy who said he has large feet for a reason, and I was like what… show me

He did and what can one say I bet you were shy in the shower as not being funny but everyone would like a large one

He was feeding me line after line and I was like really come on son don’t be silly you have seen me here before because I live he basically its my local pub

I was told I have lovely eyes and I was like on your bike as I am long sighted for a reason

I do wear glasses talk about pointing out the obvious and yes they were from Specsavers

Should I become gay? well why not I can see why when one is an air hole for a reason

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Life Coach, Blog Writer, Author, Content Creator and a Mother. My aim is to help people with parenting, building success, health and wellbeing and creating a network and community through my blogs, books and video content.

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