Being Heckled By An Annoying Man

It takes me a lot to get annoyed, but there some people that I’d like to avoids,

There’s those who love to see me personate an arsehole and those that don’t and would like to be left alone, but when you heckle me I want you to sit down and I can take a blow, but as long they like a jab,

I was told once by a man who watched me that I for a comedian I was like a bloke with a wig on, a pair of tits and arse,

So I said why do I remind you of your mother, because the last time I heard you were supposed to be in bed half an hour a go, and you mum still makes you dinner and brushes your teeth and wipes your arse,

When he said, in a Funny kind of way I fancy you, I replied in a funny way I hate you, and you remind me of a bad pill, that even though I want to spit you out, your always gonna want to be in there and you leave a horrible taste in my mouth.

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Life Coach, Blog Writer, Author, Content Creator and a Mother. My aim is to help people with parenting, building success, health and wellbeing and creating a network and community through my blogs, books and video content.

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