I am now planning my next log of gigs and I am standing in front of the mirror and I see a heckler has messaged me
How did he get my number, is he a stalker well pretending to be a postman I would say “Yes” as hear as he delivers his mail could her him behind the door
He messaged me asking me for a date and I said I can’t see you so do you want to meet?
Then I realised it wasn’t a postman it is my father trying to heckle me what he call “Preparation” is the key
Really father not funny as hearing my father shag my mother it is a memory I’d like to leave and so father its you you twat as realised is my ex-boyfriend pretending to be my dad.
Look you I dont do cold calls or messages and who knocks on my door the my dad who with my boyfriend has a bruise to his eye
Do I need to ask why this occurred? not really as my ex is just a turd and always liked Eye spy!