It looks like its gonna be a bit of a strange Christmas and we all know why do I need to say it
I will still be doing my 5 Nights of Christmas shows and making my audience laugh out loud
Santa is a pick pocket so it is rumoured but doesn’t he know by now he needs his own set of keys
Not everyone has a chimney and fire place so its either thorough the window or the door
But Rudolph thinks it’s a bore “yes I know I have a red nose I have had it for years dont you know by now?”
Usually at Christmas it is free parking so is why he comes at night and remember to leave out a Mince pie
If he gives you the eye then say “Oh santa I ain’t that sort of girl so off you go” and then its another year he can put his feet up whilst we all in debt and soon he be charging tickets, oh hang on he already does that. so is why he is happy while the rest of us a skint.
Thank you father Christmas for getting our gifts to each door and remember to leave some money in the kitty for another year and not feeling we are all poor.