It is Christmas Day and what a way to spend it when Santa is on his slay, to brings us all our prezzies and I bottle of Prosecco would do nicely and get here on your Merry way.
I remember a man named Wilfred who dressed as Santa every year and then got swept up by carrying a bag of hay
I really thought he was and I would want to see him as he was so darft
He taught me how to be a comedian and how to get the audience crying coming to see me of laughter and then would not be until another year that my career almost became a disaster
I did nothing but moan about the occasion and then expecting that I spoiled Christmas got a standy avation
So if Wilfred is still out there he made my year and if I didn’t see him I would sad the whole day
Merry Christmas to you and theres all wake up feeling brand new.