I still going out to Socialise Boris

I still going out to Socialise boris

My Friends Own Christmas Special

People send me up and they think by doing this its going to stop me from achieving what I set out to do, which is making people laugh for a living. Yes okay, so some may say I am like Marmite, you either hate me or like me, I’ll let you decide, I can takeContinue reading “My Friends Own Christmas Special”

When you just wanna get plastered and jokes sent in by fans. FICTIONAL BLOG!

When you just wanna get plastered and jokes sent in by fans

Playing Cops and Robbers as A Kid

As a kid I loved to play imaginary games like Cops and Robbers to get the bad kids away All these kids wanted to do was to cause havoc and they did, so we kicked them off the swings, the slide and the merrygoround and then sent them packing to their own estate We don’tContinue reading “Playing Cops and Robbers as A Kid”

The Bitchy Girls

Fictional blog about a girl from west london who is a stand up comedian, and is called The Bitchy girls

When you just don’t give a fuck

There are some people that make you happy and some that drive you up the wall and I have met all kinds of people but had to bump into a arsehole once more If people just would be good as gold then the world would be a happier place, but there are still shit arsesContinue reading “When you just don’t give a fuck”

When someone tells you your ugly

So a guy came up to me once and said “Boy your ugly” at which I replied “so are you, because least my face doesn’t look like it’s been put on back to front, didn’t you know mirrors existed until now?” This guy looked like Fagins younger brother and did pick pocket occasionally too, andContinue reading “When someone tells you your ugly”

Living for my humour

Earning a living where I make people laugh, is such comfort as I sit here thinking whilst taking a bath, Yes the first time doing stand up I was nervous and was worried about getting heckled by the audience. Being a newbie is always strange but when I hear the laughter I become insane. AsContinue reading “Living for my humour”