Mrs Delirious

Being on my todd today I felt like it should be PJ day and sort out some washing and ironing, when I realised I  had marmalade down my top from last weeks breakfast One of my girlfriends telephones asking would I like to come over, now I didn’t want to be rude, but what aContinue reading “Mrs Delirious”

Misery guts and the hostess

I met a boy who lived in a land of misery to the point he met a girl who was a air hostess and so always rather busy. They met on the plane, well she spilt drink all over him at which he yelled “Did you have to be so bloody clumsy” and she repliedContinue reading “Misery guts and the hostess”

Skirty Knickers Mavis

So I got talking to this girl I won’t name names, but she was a bit of a hay-ho if you get my meaning, and she looked like sometimes when she got angry that she was teething, she would take of her clothes give herself a poke and start smoking Of course this was toContinue reading “Skirty Knickers Mavis”

Egg on head

So I was at London Zoo when a couple approached me and said, are you that stand up comedian? I replied yes warts and all yes that’s me, and they showed me a picture of myself, not the most flattering of photos and I asked have I got egg on my head? at which theyContinue reading “Egg on head”

Misconception

So I met this young girl who I thought had a heart of gold, turns out not so much, any how I thought she might change once we got to know each other. We had a few drinks and it turns out she likes the same groups, same drinks and same TV shows but IContinue reading “Misconception”