Egg on head

So I was at London Zoo when a couple approached me and said, are you that stand up comedian? I replied yes warts and all yes that’s me, and they showed me a picture of myself, not the most flattering of photos and I asked have I got egg on my head? at which theyContinue reading “Egg on head”

Shoe Size

So I met a guy who said he has large feet for a reason, and I was like what… show me He did and what can one say I bet you were shy in the shower as not being funny but everyone would like a large one He was feeding me line after line andContinue reading “Shoe Size”

The London Life

THE LONDON LIFE FULL WONDERFUL BRIGHT LIGHTS GLISTENING WITH GLEE AND NOTHING IS EVER FOR FREE HOWEVER VISITING A MUSEUM IT IS AND GOING TO THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT IS A DREAM MP’S DEBATING ON CURRENT AFFAIRS AND PEOPLE TAKING PHOTOS OF LONDON ATTRACTIONS EVERYWHERE FROM THE LONDON EYE TO ALEXANDRA PALACE, TO BIG BENContinue reading “The London Life”

Top Notch GiRLS

I HAVE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS CALLED WHO ARE VERY FUCKING FUNNY THEY CAN TELL A JOKE OUT OF A BLINK OF AN EYE THAT BY THE END OF THE EVENING I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES AND SPIT MY CAPTAIN MORGANS AND COKE EVERYWHERE AND I NEARLY FELL ARSE OVER TIT OFF MY CHAIRContinue reading “Top Notch GiRLS”

Busy busy lets get busy

I LOVE TO BE BUSY GOING ABOUT MY DAY BEFORE A GIG AND HAVE TIME TO PLAY GAG WOULDN’T BE GAG WITHOUT STORIES AND GOING ABOUT MY DAYS IN A VERY BUSY WAY THAT’S HOW I FIND MY STORIES LOOKING AROUND PEOPLE SPOTTING AND WANTING TO BE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AND CHATTING TO THE GIRL NEXTContinue reading “Busy busy lets get busy”

I love Drag Queens

I LOVE A GIG WHERE I INCLUDE A DRAG QUEEN THEY ARE FUNNY AND WITTY AND ALL SO PRETTY NOT A LADDER IN THEIR TIGHTS AND FULL OF FIGHT AN UP TOWN GIRL LIVING IN A WESTERN WORLD ALL THE MORE TO ASK THEM TO GIVE IT A WHIRL THEY LOVE ME AND I LOVEContinue reading “I love Drag Queens”

Girl about town

I love Hammersmith with its many streets and roads, and those random people who share there love by selling on the market on Kings street, and the many shops in the Kings Mall. You can’t beat having a birthday as a kid in McDonald’s, or visiting North end road in Fulham, with it many greengrocersContinue reading “Girl about town”

The London Life

LONDON LIFE IS FULL OF SHOW BIZ WITH IT GLITZ AND GLAMOUR AND THOSE IN A SUIT OF ARMOUR. LONDON WOULDN’T BE LONDON WITHOUT ITS FIGHTS AND YOU CAN’T HELP AFTER A GIG TO HAVE A BLOODY GOOD NIGHT. LONDON LIFE IS A FUNNY PLACE WITH SOME MANY CULTURES IN ONE PLACE AND EVERYONE RACINGContinue reading “The London Life”

SUNDAYS I LIE IN

BEING A STAND UP COMEDIAN I AM UP AT TILL LATE ON SATURDAYS SO SUNDAYS I LIE IN, WELL ONE WOULD HOPE BUT THERE IS ALWAYS ESPECIALLY IN THE SUMMER SOMEONE OUT WITH A LAWN MOWER. DON’T GET ME WRONG I LOVE A GARDEN, IN FACT I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ONE MYSELF, BUT IContinue reading “SUNDAYS I LIE IN”

TIME IN TOWN

SPENDING TIME IN TOWN IS HOW I GET AROUND. I LOVE TRAVELLING ON THE BUSES AND PEOPLE FOREVER RUSHING. I LOVE SHOPPING IN LONDON BUT I CAN NEVER GO IN WITHOUT BUYING. ONE SHOP TO ANOTHER OH MY STAND UP COMEDY WILL NEVER SUFFER, BUT BEING ON MY FEET HEARING CAR HORNS BEEP, GIVES MEContinue reading “TIME IN TOWN”